caleb-jarjararms-jones:

the-lady-to-your-loki:

stark-spangled:

sophienorthcott:

davekatmpreg:

I GOT THIS APP CALLED I’D CAP THAT WHERE IT PUTS RANDOM CAPTIONS ON YOUR PICTURES. SOME DIDNT FIT IN THE PHOTOSET BUT OMG

PS- THE LAST ONE DOWN THERE IS MY FAVROTIE HOLY SHIT

LITERALLY DYING

LAUGHING SO HARD

THE LAST ONE WITH TOM

OHMYGODSOHMYGODSOHMYGODS

LMFAO WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS

DSIGUFDS WE ALL MAKE MISTAKES

OH FUCKING HELL

via  sassy-gay-beluga-whale  (originally  davekatmpreg)
25 minutes ago on 4 June 2012 ~ 5:02am 4,597 notes
via  xxxblunty-wweeds420xxx  (originally  iraffiruse)
46 minutes ago on 4 June 2012 ~ 4:41am 2,414 notes
via  frenchpeoplegivemethecrepes  (originally  mermaidcunt)
1 hour ago on 4 June 2012 ~ 4:09am 10,582 notes
megidu:

I GOOGLED DOG SCREAMING AND NOW IM SCREAMING

megidu:

I GOOGLED DOG SCREAMING AND NOW IM SCREAMING

via  tokibblesandbits  (originally  megidu)
1 hour ago on 4 June 2012 ~ 3:36am 3,477 notes
hussiesprostate:

kerosene-sushi:

highfunctioning-homosapien:

everythingwillberevealed:

timetobeadventurous:

rainbowsaola:

specsonspecs:

Why didn’t anyone make this sooner? I hate when people only use the word “said” in stories.

THANK YOU

BLESS YOUR COW

BLESS THIS POST.

CAN I MARRY A POST?

WHO EVER MADE THIS I LOVE YOU!

GOD BLESS

hussiesprostate:

kerosene-sushi:

highfunctioning-homosapien:

everythingwillberevealed:

timetobeadventurous:

rainbowsaola:

specsonspecs:

Why didn’t anyone make this sooner? I hate when people only use the word “said” in stories.

THANK YOU

BLESS YOUR COW

BLESS THIS POST.

CAN I MARRY A POST?

WHO EVER MADE THIS I LOVE YOU!

GOD BLESS

via  xxxblunty-wweeds420xxx  (originally  imgfave)
2 hours ago on 4 June 2012 ~ 3:09am 38,318 notes

can we just get this straight? if you message me on tumblr you are not annoying me i am a lonely person and any form of human contact is a god send  

via  heroburger  (originally  mad-dog-murphy)
2 hours ago on 4 June 2012 ~ 2:46am 63,091 notes
via  tokibblesandbits  (originally  asianfuck)
3 hours ago on 4 June 2012 ~ 2:08am 320 notes
via  tokibblesandbits  (originally  brink182)
3 hours ago on 4 June 2012 ~ 1:49am 108,666 notes
a-dark-tale:

I have this book, its my favorite.

a-dark-tale:

I have this book, its my favorite.

via  tokibblesandbits  (originally  fancyfrancey)
4 hours ago on 4 June 2012 ~ 1:19am 3,142 notes
depressioncomix:

depression comix #59

depressioncomix:

depression comix #59

via  tokibblesandbits  (originally  depressioncomix)
4 hours ago on 4 June 2012 ~ 12:48am 175 notes
  • me: closes wrong tab
  • me: PTERODACTYL NOISE
via  tokibblesandbits  (originally  themissingavenger)
5 hours ago on 4 June 2012 ~ 12:24am 62,755 notes

My mom is yelling at my brother and I overheard this.

  • Mom: GO TO YOUR ROOM
  • Brother: that's not fair
  • Mom: DO AS I SAY.
  • Brother: You never send Lizzie to her room when she's in trouble!!
  • Mom: Lizzie never leaves her room. If she were in trouble I'd make her sit in the living room or go outside or talk to human beings.
  • Me: I CAN HEAR YOU.
via  nichronicles  (originally  realparadoxsocks)
6 hours ago on 3 June 2012 ~ 11:24pm 104,493 notes