I GOT THIS APP CALLED I’D CAP THAT WHERE IT PUTS RANDOM CAPTIONS ON YOUR PICTURES. SOME DIDNT FIT IN THE PHOTOSET BUT OMG
PS- THE LAST ONE DOWN THERE IS MY FAVROTIE HOLY SHIT
LITERALLY DYING
LAUGHING SO HARD
THE LAST ONE WITH TOM
OHMYGODSOHMYGODSOHMYGODS
LMFAO WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS
DSIGUFDS WE ALL MAKE MISTAKES
OH FUCKING HELL
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Why didn’t anyone make this sooner? I hate when people only use the word “said” in stories.
THANK YOU
BLESS YOUR COW
BLESS THIS POST.
CAN I MARRY A POST?
WHO EVER MADE THIS I LOVE YOU!
GOD BLESS
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can we just get this straight? if you message me on tumblr you are not annoying me i am a lonely person and any form of human contact is a god send
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- me: closes wrong tab
- me: PTERODACTYL NOISE
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My mom is yelling at my brother and I overheard this.
- Mom: GO TO YOUR ROOM
- Brother: that's not fair
- Mom: DO AS I SAY.
- Brother: You never send Lizzie to her room when she's in trouble!!
- Mom: Lizzie never leaves her room. If she were in trouble I'd make her sit in the living room or go outside or talk to human beings.
- Me: I CAN HEAR YOU.
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